GUNT GOLEM: ETHAN RAGEPIG GUNT RALPH

Are you feeling, hangry? Did you get a meth-head teen pregnant? Are people leaving diapers and corn on your property?

THEN BUY AND WEAR THIS APPAREL AND YOU'LL BE A LOW-IQ, SEX OFFENDER HOG, FROM DA TAWP ON DOWN!!!

...Or you can wear this as ceremonial robes for the next corn harvest.